FIRST PERSON FABULOUS
First Person fumed & fizzed
under Third Person’s tongue while Third Person slumped at the diner
counter, talking, as usual, to no one.Third Person thought First Person
was the toilet paper trailing from Third Person’s shoe, the tiara
Third Person once wore in a dream to a funeral. First Person thought Third
Person was a layer of tar on a gorgeous pink nautilus, a foot on a fountain,
a tin hiding the macaroons and First Person was that nautilus, that fountain,
that pile of macaroons. Sometimes First Person broke free on first dates
(with a Second Person) & then there was the delicious rush of “I
this” and “I that” but then no phone call & for
weeks Third Person wouldn’t let First Person near anyone. Poor First
Person. Currently she was exiled to the world of postcards (having
a lovely time)—& even then that beast of a Third Person
used the implied “I” just to drive First Person crazy. She
felt like a television staring at the remote, begging to be turned on.
She had so many things she wanted to say. If only she could survive on
her own, she’d make Third Person choke on herself & when the
detectives arrived & all eyes were on her, she’d cry out, “I
did it! I did it! Yes, dahlings, it was me!
Delmar